Justice League Review (2017)

Justice League

  The awkward moment when you expect a movie to be trash and it turns out to be even worse trash than you imagined... Introducing Justice League.
  Now I have mentioned too many times to count that I'm not a huge fan of this cinematic universe of the superhero genre. I think it's an easy way for studios to make a buck off the excitement and nostalgia of overhyped fans of films that even when entertaining are only long trailers for another film that is derivative of the first. The only difference between Marvel and DC is that we actually care enough about the Marvel characters to watch them do the same things over and over again. The solo movies were decent, they gave us enough character development and arch to keep us interested, and over a period of time, they added more layers to what we now know as the Marvel Universe. With DC, they decided they wanted the same thing, but didn't want to take the time to actually make decent solo movies. SO, they rushed Batman, Superman, Suicide Squad, etc, all of which were absolute trash. Now with Justice League, we get to see all of our least favorite superheroes together on screen fight a super lame, cartoony, CGI villain that's going to (you guessed it) destroy the entire planet with a boatload of more bad CGI. The worst part about this train wreck of a film is that it's not even mildly entertaining. None of the motivations make sense, the action is boring, the one-liners are forced, the acting is vanilla, the characters are one-dimensional. I could go on and on, but you get the point. Zach Snyder has made yet another chaotic CGI suckfest with more characters we could care less about in a world we could care less about.
  Another thing that bothered me was Jason Momoa. Seriously though, I'm not even sure why he was in this film, he did literally nothing. Ezra Miller, the only decent thing in here and the only reason I was even slightly interested in seeing this film, tried to work with what he had, but even his comedic timing couldn't save this garbage from utter ruin. Don't even get me started on Superman and Henry Cavill's wooden performance, or the fact that they used CGI to remove his mustache. Kill me now. Justice League earns a 1 out of 10 stars from me. (Trash)