How The Rating System Works: 1=10% (Trash) 2=20% (Not Very Good) 3=30% (Watch At Your Own Risk) 4=40% (One Time See For Free) 5=50% (Rent It) 6=60% (Worth Ticket Price) 7=70% (Very Good) 8=80% (I'd Buy It) 9=90% (I'd Buy It On Blu-ray) 10=100% (A Must See)
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
Tomb Raider Review (2018)
Tomb Raider
Before I begin this review, I should state that I've never seen any of the previous Tomb Raider movies or played any of the video games.
I went into this film knowing absolutely nothing other than that it starred Alicia Vikander who I absolutely loved in Ex Machina and Light Between Oceans. Unfortunately, I wasn't that impressed with her performance here.
To her defense though, I think her average performance had to do more with the bad script, which was my biggest problem with the movie.
For starters, they did this thing where Character A will tell Character B information that Character A already knows just to fill in the audience instead of organically revealing the information. It was super annoying and they did it several times. On top of that, the story didn't really make much sense, and you don't really have a reason to care about any of the characters.
In a movie like this, you'd hope at least the action would be entertaining. But nope. There was probably two cool sequences, and the rest feels extremely date, bringing nothing new to the genre.
If I were to sum up Tomb Raider, I'd say it was the estranged love child of Prince of Persia, Indiana Jones, and The Mummy, but without any of the charm that made those movies likeable. 3 out of 10 stars (Watch At Your Own Risk)
Friday, March 16, 2018
Thoroughbreds Review (2018)
Thoroughbreds
Every blue moon a film hits theaters that isn't quite like anything else. Introducing, Thoroughbreds. A psychological, teen thriller starring Olivia Cook, Anya Taylor-Joy, and the late Anton Yelchin.
What is it about? Well, it's about a wealthy, overly emotional girl who strongly dislikes her stepdad, and calls upon her extremely unemotional friend to plot out his murder.
For starters, this is a very character driven story and it takes its time to get where it's going. Some may think the pacing is too slow, others might not. Either way, the performances are absolutely amazing and these talented girls keep your eyes glued to the screen the entire time.
I enjoyed a LOT about this movie. From the production design, to the soundtrack, to the camera angles. It's an extremely stylish film that still manages to have substance.
Thoroughbreds deals with themes of moral relativism, privilege, and the horrible things humans can do to each other when they lack empathy.
It's a bold, pretty messed up movie, but it works, and you aren't likely to forget it even if you never want to watch it again. Thoroughbreds gets a 8 out of 10 stars from me. (I'd Buy It)
Annihilation Review (2018)
Annihilation
After watching several analysis videos of this film and seeing it twice in theaters, I think I'm officially qualified to write this review.
Directed by Ex Machina's Alex Garland, and starring Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson, and Oscar Isaac, we are lead into The Shimmer. What happens in The Shimmer? Nobody knows. All we know is that everyone who goes inside dies. Well, except for one person. Now a group of female scientists with nothing to lose, go inside to see for themselves what they can learn.
This film's concept fascinated me from the beginning, and the first two acts of it is actually pretty straightforward. Despite some of the side characters not being as fleshed out as I might have liked, you are fully engaged with them, and you want to solve all of these mysteries as much as they do.
Annihilation's cinematography is very strange, in that it's really beautiful, and yet really ugly at the same time. The color grading induces this sense of disorienting unease and nasuea that I believe is intentional and works to fill the audience with dread.
What I love about Annihilation, is that it isn't afraid to take big concepts and run with them. It's a smart movie for a smart audience, and it asks a lot of questions we don't necessarily get answers to. Like Inception, you will probably have to watch this movie at least 3 times before you fully understand everything. Honestly though, those are my favorite kind of movies. Movies that provoke thought and conversation long after you leave the theater. For that reason, I give Annihilation a 9 out of 10 stars (I'd Buy It On Blu-ray)
Thursday, March 15, 2018
Game Night Review (2018)
Game Night
Not sure which was funnier, the over-the-top laugh of the lady behind me, or the hilarity that was this movie. Starring the wonderful talent of Jason Bateman, Rachel McAdams, Sharon Horgan, Kyle Chandler, Billy Magnussen, Lamorne Morris, Kylie Bunbury, and Jesse Plemons, we are invited to join game night. Hosted by Annie (McAdams) and her competitive husband Max (Bateman), things take a turn for the worst when Max's brother, Brooks (Chandler), decides to do a murder mystery at his house, and the kidnappers turn out to be real.
I really liked the tone established in this movie from the jump. It never takes itself seriously, which makes it easy to suspend belief (and believe me, you will need to).
Game Night is a quick-witted, delightful movie with big laughs and low-stakes. Does the script come together perfectly in the end? Not quite, but Game Night has enough going for it to earn a 7 out of 10 Stars (Very Good)
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