Taken 3 Review (2015)

Taken 3

  January isn't officially here until a terrible movie hits the theater. That movie, is Taken 3. 

  Like most trilogies, the first one is good, the second one is okay, and the third one is terrible. Taken 3 doesn't stray from this formula.   

  Not only does it take forever for Liam Neeson to even start killing people, but even when he does it's still incredibly boring. The plot is overly predictable, the 31 year old, college student daughter is still annoying, the villains still have stupid motivations. I was literally laughing at how they used every synonym in the book to describe kidnapping, other than kidnapped. She was taken, grabbed, snatched, captured. Then we have Liam Neeson blowing up in cars (twice) and the next scene he's walking away without a scratch on his face. 

  There is sooo much wrong with this movie that I could write fourteen page paper. If only I could hire Liam Neeson to get back the money taken from me at the box office. Seriously. I really hope it does ends here. 1 out of 5 stars. (Hate It)