How The Rating System Works: 1=10% (Trash) 2=20% (Not Very Good) 3=30% (Watch At Your Own Risk) 4=40% (One Time See For Free) 5=50% (Rent It) 6=60% (Worth Ticket Price) 7=70% (Very Good) 8=80% (I'd Buy It) 9=90% (I'd Buy It On Blu-ray) 10=100% (A Must See)
Thursday, October 29, 2015
Friday, October 16, 2015
Everest Review (2015)
Everest
Let me start out by saying that the marketing for this film is a bit misleading. Why, you ask? Because the first trailer marketed it as a Jake Gyllenhaal film when in actuality it is a Jason Clarke film. I can understand why they'd do this with all of the momentum Gyllenhaal has picked up after Nightcrawler and Southpaw, but considering he only has a few lines in the movie it was a bit disappointing to me as a fan. In most cases, I wouldn't complain about there being a big ensemble cast of A-list actors, but here it seemed so unnecessary. Keira Knightly was another example of a miscast character. All she did was sit on a bed and cry the whole movie. Any actress could have done that.
Anyway, moving on to the actual content of the film. Right off the bat, the characters were all developed pretty well. The ones you were supposed to care about, you did, and the ones you weren't supposed to care about, you didn't. This is half the battle with disaster type movies, so I'd say well done in those regards. Another good thing was the visuals which really were breathtaking! Seeing the contrast of Tibet and the mountain and then back to regular life with the character's families was really beautifully done.
My problem with the film doesn't lie with the execution or the characters, but with the true story itself. It was hard for me to feel sympathy for people who did such dangerous, reckless things. It's not like they are the victim of some crazy disaster that couldn't have been avoided, these people put themselves in a bad situation and literally paid 65,000 dollars to be there. For me, I questioned why the movie needed to be made in the first place when the story, though historical, doesn't really have any redeeming qualities. It wasn't life-affirming like 2012's The Impossible, it wasn't inspiring like 2010's 127 Hours, it just left me feeling unsatisfied and by the end I was asking myself "Is this it?" I wanted the movie to have a point, but it didn't. For that reason, I'd give it a 6 out of 10 stars. (Worth Ticket Price) Go see it for the visuals.
Thursday, October 8, 2015
The Martian Review (2015)
The Martian
What do you get when Life of Pi meets Interstellar? You get Ridley Scott's new film, The Martian, staring Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Jeff Daniels, Michael Pena, Sean Bean, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and a lot of other A-list actors.
I was super excited for this movie because the trailer looked absolutely incredible and I'd heard a lot of good things about the book. Yes, it's based off a book, it's not a true story, although it definitely felt pretty real due to the awesome script by Drew Goddard. While the movie had a LOT of strong points, the script was definitely the strongest. It was witty, heartfelt, and clever. Not only that, but a lot of the science was actually plausible, which blows my mind. I just kept thinking to myself as I sat there in the theater, "how the heck did the author come up with a solution for THAT problem?" It was truly genius.
Matt Damon does an awesome job, as usual, making our protagonist incredibly likable despite the lack of backstory. This isn't necessarily a knock on the film, but I did want to know more about his family life. Was he married? Did he have kids? Did he have a girlfriend? How was his relationship with his parents? What did his parents think about the whole situation? I feel like if they had focused a little more on developing that aspect of his character, the stakes would've been raised and the ending would've been even more satisfactory. On the other hand, I think they handled his bond and chemistry with the rest of the crew incredibly well! It was also super nice seeing Jessica Chastain play such a leader-type main character since she's such a big advocate for important roles for women.
The movie easily could have been super drab and depressing simply because of it's subject matter, but it wasn't. It was funny, serious when it needed to be, non-sentimental, and really a celebration of life and why it's worth fighting for. The Martian boasts in it's visual effects, really bringing life to Mars (no pun intended). I think at this point, it's fair to say that Ridley Scott has redeemed himself from that atrocity Exodus: God's and Kings. 9 out of 10 stars. (I'd Buy It On Blu-Ray)
Saturday, October 3, 2015
The Visit Review (2015)
The Visit
After murdering The Last Airbender series and making Will Smith look like an idiot in After Earth, M. Night Shyamalan is back and just as terrible as ever. In his latest project, we have two kids who are visiting their "creepy" grandparents for the first time. I put creepy in quotations because, as hard as it tries, this movie isn't very scary at all. All of the jump scares are predictable, none the characters are intimidating. It's a lot of stuff we've seen before and honestly, it got boring pretty quickly.
As for any good coming from this movie, Shyamalan seemed a little more self aware then usual, cracking some occasional jokes and not taking himself too seriously. I'm not sure if I liked this aspect or not, because sometimes it seemed to mess a bit with the tone. I wish the entire movie was strictly comedy because the moments where Shyamalan was trying to be sentimental came off super annoying and pretentious.
I've found that in every M. Night Shyamalan movie, there is always one actor/character that makes the movie watchable. In Signs it was Joaquin Phoenix. In Lady In The Water it was Paul Giamatti. In The Village it was Bryce Dallas Howard. In The Visit, it's new comer Ed Oxenbould. This kid was the heart of the film and without him it would have just been flat out awful. He was amusing, good at delivering even the stupidest lines, and was really the only character I cared about. Aside from that, I don't have much good to say about The Visit. If M. Night Shyamalan never made another movie, I think I'd be okay. 2 out of 10 (Skip It)
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